Me to Jack: "Jack, Mommy is really sad that you through a temper tantrum at school today when Ms. Betsy told you to lay down on your mat for nap time. You are going to get a spanking when we get home."
Jack: "I didn't throw a tempur....How you say it? tempur tanter?...I didn't throw a tempur tanter, mommy. I threw my mat and my pillow."
I am happy to report that not only did I laugh (on the inside, of course) but this happened 2 weeks ago and we have not had a repeated mat and pillow throwing episode...yet :)