1. Max to me: "Daddy onwy (only) kisses you and you onwy kiss daddy, but when I'm bigga I'm gonna kiss all da gils."
Uh Oh, we may be in trouble.
2. Jack to me: "You know what NAY NAY says? NAY NAY says, "I wike to move it, move it."" (as he is shaking his tooshie)
UM, yeah. I think mommy wants to meet little NAY NAY.
3. Chris to Max while he is crying because Jack beat him at Old Maid: "Well boy, you should be upset...that's what happens when you quit paying attention. You gotta keep your head in the game. Be mentally strong, boy. Your 2 year old brother just beat you. I wish I could say there's no cryin in baseball, but when you just give up...well now, that's something to cry about. You got beat by a 2 year old.
(He was totally kidding...and he knew Max wasn't hearing a word of it because he was screaming with his head in Chris' chest. But we got a kick out of the old college baseball coach talk.)